My new .38 special #bangbang #nra #guntotingmama
This is how we ERF. Yea, those are probably “projectiles”, but we’re taking an hour and a half trip to get Mama a new gun and go to Home Depot.
Also, I tried to girl today. I have on a bit of makeup, used heat on my hair and am wearing a shirt that isn’t black. So selfie!
I never know what to do with my hands…
I would really like to have at least one more after this one. I’d like to have that excitement of ttc and having people genuinely being excited that we’re having a child, but not for 5-10 more years!
I wanted 3+ until I had Jackson….
I wanted three from myself ( not including my stepson). I still want one more cause I think 4 kids would be great, but with my refusal to do fertility drugs again, idk if that will ever happen.
My usually happy-go-lucky babies are a couple of the most miserable little butts I’ve seen in a while. Granted poor Carleigh’s cutting her upper teeth (her gum is so purple it looks like she got a fat lip), but what is her brothers excuse??
They have boycotted sleeping, which includes nap time.
They have boycotted enjoying playing with toys or their exersaucer or their jumper or even Mama and Daddy.
Carleigh straight up refuses to feed herself. Just sits in her high chair and NOPE.
They both like to randomly screech, which was adorable at first but then they get mad about it and so it becomes real and then I’m wondering if I need to call an exorcist.
It doesn’t help that Curtis has a man cold, I mean, sinus infection but he refuses to go to an urgent care for a zpack. To be honest though, we have to drive an hour to get to the urgent care (we don’t have one on town…or a Walgreens…only the ER). But him being whiney and coughing all night is making me see red. I told him to go sleep in James’ bed but he whined that “it’ll be like sleeping someone newwwwww and you won’t be therrrrrreeeee…” I wanted to punch him no less than 12 times last night while in his NyQuil coma.
According to my app, they’re supposed to be leaping currently. They haven’t mastered any new milestones (no sign of crawling or pulling themselves up, though they really want to do the last one!)…all I know is life is fucking miserable in the Henderson house currently.
oh my god i just remembered those pringles pots were a thing and now i want one
I had all of these things!!! Where did all of my fun kid stuff go???
Girls at my school used those pens as eyeliner!
I wish I had kept all my Polly Pockets for Carleigh :(
Help me out guise
I want a tablet so I can surf the web while I’m plopped on the couch or lying in bed unable to sleep.
I usually do it on my phone, but the screen is too small for my liking.
I have a first gen Kindle Fire. Thing is great for reading, but is hella slow. I was looking at the newer gens and they look way faster & better. Camera? Able to skype on a bigger screen then my phone? Hell yes!
I am an iPhone lover though and I’m always playing on my mom’s iPad. Buuuuut who has that kind of money to spend on one? I don’t want a mini either. I think if I go iPad, I’m getting the newest one and that’s like $600!
So help me. What do you have? Love it? Hate it? Why?
The acoustic version is just perfection.
Thanks @jedijen504 for giving me a donut craving 😁😛👍 #notthatineedthem #butiwantthem #omnomnomnom